Now we’re being all fakin cute.
NAPS ARE MIRACLE POTIONS. IT’S LITERALLY WIZARDRY
Sometimes your niece is throwing super tantrums while throwing things and hitting you and you’re just too damn hung over to fucking deal, and you’ve only slept 2 hours so instead of jumping off of a building you stick her in front of sesame street and get to live another day.
Alyja on the morning after your 21st I am going to come in your room with a fucking gong.
Teach child how to bring slippers, saves time, and fun game called “MMEUDHADSRMMPHRPH”. Don’t tell my sister.
Trick to getting a 2 year old to drink 2 full cups of water, “TEA TIME”. My sister asked me to move into her house, instead of getting my own apartment in D.C. so I could watch my niece in the day time before going to my rehearsals/ job. I am Tina The Roommate and this is my newest room mate: meet my 2 year old niece Alyja. Watch and learn as I show you how to raise a child, HAHHAHAHAH GOD HELP ME.