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Sometimes your niece is throwing super tantrums while throwing things and hitting you and you’re just too damn hung over to fucking deal, and you’ve only slept 2 hours so instead of jumping off of a building you stick her in front of sesame street and get to live another day. 
Alyja on the morning after your 21st I am going to come in your room with a fucking gong. 

Sometimes your niece is throwing super tantrums while throwing things and hitting you and you’re just too damn hung over to fucking deal, and you’ve only slept 2 hours so instead of jumping off of a building you stick her in front of sesame street and get to live another day. 

Alyja on the morning after your 21st I am going to come in your room with a fucking gong.